Tuesday, 8 December 2020

Just Beardiful

Don’t hate me because
I’m beardiful

😏😏😏


Anyone who has known me for a while knows that I have been bearded for most of my life. Over the years my beard has been the focus of some good-natured humour. For example, I have often joked that I wear a beard for religious reasons. In my way of reasoning, if God gave me the ability to grow a beard, He must have meant for me to wear a beard. However, an uncle once reminded me that God also gave me the ability to father hundred’s of children, but He probably didn’t mean for me to do so. So much for that argument.

Recently one of my brothers gave me a shirt with a Beard Growth Chart on it. Love that shirt! According to it, I am proud to say that I have now graduated to Caveman status. How cool is that?!

As great as that is, it is only about halfway to my retirement goal of Hillbilly status. LOL.

Having said that, what status are you at, my beardiful brother?

  • Manly
  • Caveman
  • Trucker
  • Grandpa
  • Sea Captain
  • Hillbilly
  • Big Grizzly
  • Hippy
  • Professor
  • Lumberjack
  • Amish
  • Wizard
While the above photo clearly doesn’t show all the categories, for me the Wizard length is in line with the belly button. Respect to those of you who have attained that feat. Peace.

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