Friday, 9 November 2018

I Love Cuddles, Especially from a … Cow?

Something in the way she moos, attracts me like no udder lover.
(Sorry, I couldn't resist)


One of the weirder stories I read online recently, has to do with … cow cuddling.

Yes, you read that right.

Apparently one of the latest fads that is supposed to be good for us and help with our stress levels, is wandering out into a farm field and getting cozy with … a cow. Hmm, I can honestly say that the thought of this has never crossed my mind before. Cow cuddling? I guess as with all things in life, to each their own.

Now, I'm not suggesting that I am totally against cow cuddles, but I usually prefer to wait until mine comes off the grill or out of the smoker before getting intimate with it. I especially get excited when it's accompanied with mashed potatoes and gravy. Yum! I wonder if after the $300, 90-minute session, they send clients home with a few steaks? After all that cuddling, a guy's bound to be good and hungry. Hmm.

For more of this bizarre fad, see also:
Business InsiderMountain Horse Farm

First Photo Credit: Flickr Creative Commons
Second Photo Credit: Unknown (via Facebook)

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