Wednesday, 20 January 2016

My New Weight Management System

I stepped on the scale the other morning and it said, "One at a time, please." But seriously, my weight is at an all time high. Sigh. You'd think there should be some sort of award for that. And the winner is ...

Having said that, I think I may have come up with a new weight management system. My doctor will be so proud, especially since he said recently, "You're not retaining water; you're retaining food." I'll show him! You can't retain that which you can't get into your mouth!

The good news is, though, this weight management system should still allow me to suck up a cold beer or two. The only trick that I can foresee is to slurp up the beer as it's poured into the cone quickly enough before it runs down the side of my neck and ruins my clothes. That would be "alcohol abuse!"

Photo Credit: Unknown (via Facebook)

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