A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text message. It said:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband, typically not your romantic sort, replied:
"I am on the toilet. Please advise."
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