How to Grow A Beard in One Easy Step

I allow my face to become a jungle,

No longer barren or devoid of fuzzy foliage.

The manmade steel that shredded
and sliced the whisker trees
lays abandoned,

somewhere in a porcelain graveyard;

rusting and eroding into ash,

slowly becoming one with nature again.

Isn't that beautiful? Doesn't it just bring a tear to your eye? Having been bearded most of my life, I have often been asked how I grow such an awesome beard. Well, it all starts with one easy to follow step. Any guesses what that might be? I will give you a hint: See picture.

Poem source: Brycical
Photo Source: Unknown (via Facebook)