Sunday, 27 July 2014

Jet-Powered Flatulence?

In my next life, I want to be an eccentric inventor.

OK, I confess. I've got a twisted sense of humour (for those of you who maybe haven't already noticed). Needless to say, what follows amused me greatly.

British inventor Colin Furze invented a giant fart machine that he fired across the English Channel at France. You can read more about it here.

Come on, admit it. Just the thought of that made you laugh; I know it did.

To the best of my knowledge, there was no report on how amused the French were at having a giant ass pointed their way and being farted upon. Oh well, even if they didn't, I thought it was a "gas."


I love the creativity of some humorists. Where do people come up with these ideas? Congratulations Colin Furze. When you're done with your fart machine, perhaps I could borrow it. I can think of a few folks I would be tempted to point it towards.

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