The Ultimate Latte?

It almost sounds legit, doesn't it?

There are days when I'd be tempted to order myself one (or more) of these. I'm sure that we all have "one of those days" from time to time.

I found this sign at my favourite coffee shop. Starbucks? Not a chance! Tim Hortons? Even less of a chance! If you still don't know of which coffee shop I speak, here's a hint. So now you know where to buy your coffee, unless of course, you're happy with the same old ho-hum swill that everyone else seems to gravitate towards.

A "caffe mocha vodka valium latte." That sounds kind of good. At the very least, it ought to go a long ways towards curing the "one of those days" blues.

Anyone for a refill?