Wednesday, 23 October 2013

10 Signs Your Beard Is Too Big

As a guy who has sported a beard for most of his life, this struck me funny.

I've had all three lengths of beards depicted here at one time or another. Some have been short and neatly cropped, and others long enough to hide a dinner plate in. Sometimes they've been trimmed low on the cheek, and other times you almost couldn't tell where the beard stopped and the eyebrows began.

I have a patch on my leather biker vest that depicts a bearded face, and a caption which says, "There's a word for people without beards: Women." Needless to say, it has turned a few heads.

I have joked that if the good Lord gave me the ability to grow a beard, He must have meant for me to have a beard. 

I told that to an uncle once, who promptly replied, "and the Lord gave you the ability to father 100's of children too, but He probably doesn't want you to do that." Hmm, perhaps he was right; two were expensive enough.

Still, I love my beard and couldn't imagine a clean-shaven existence.

Photo Source: Unknown (via Facebook)

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