Monday, 21 January 2013

One Day at the Doctor's Conference

Once upon a time there were five surgeons at a doctor’s conference discussing whether or not a person’s career actually has a bearing on what kind of patient they would be, and whether or not one type of professional is easier to operate on than another.

The first surgeon said, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responded, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon offered his suggestion saying, “No, I really think librarians are the best patients; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimed into the discussion with, “You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

However, in the end, those four surgeons unanimously agreed with the fifth surgeon when he finally spoke up and said, “You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are usually interchangeable.”

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