Saturday, 10 December 2011

The Nun and the Cabbie

Photo Credit: Rick Hall
A cabbie picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab and notices that the very handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there is nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

The cabbie said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

The nun responded, "Let's see what we can do about that. First, you have to be single, and secondly, you must be a Catholic."

At that the cab driver became very excited and said, "Yes, I'm single and a Catholic!"

"OK," the nun said. "Pull into the next alley." When the cabbie did so, the nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they had pulled back on the road, the cabbie began to cry.
Photo Credit: Twicepix

"My dear child," said the nun. "Why are you crying?"

Amidst his tears the cabbie said, "Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and must confess. I'm married and I'm a Baptist."

To the cabbie's confession the nun then replied, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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