The Drunk in the Mirror

I was sitting in a bar having drinks with a friend the other night, when I casually pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and said, "That's us in ten years."

My friend looked at where I was pointing, looked back at me, and calmly said, "That's a mirror, dipshit." I guess I had had enough. It turned out that the drunk in the mirror was apparently me. Hmm.

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Photo Credit: Timo Arnall, Flickr Creative Commons