Saturday, 21 February 2015

Hurt Feelings Kit

Thank you for your order. Sales have been brisk and unfortunately we are temporarily out of stock of the popular Hurt Feelings Kit.

Your order will be promptly shipped as soon as it once again becomes available. Thank you for your patience; it is appreciated. In the mean time, please accept a complimentary Hurt Feelings Report that you can send to those who claim that your online post somehow, well, hurt their feelings. Many thousands of online hurt feelings have already been appeased by considerate offenders through the use of this popular form. We know that your readers will be delighted.

You are important to us, and as an added bonus, please accept a free box of our earlier, but equally popular,
Formal Apology Forms.

This is yet another way that here, at The Other Side of Will, we believe that we are a step above the norm in showing that we really do care; we care about you our faithful followers, and we care about your hurt feelings.

Finally, in the words of American clergyman Lawrence G. Lovasik (d.1986), "Strength of character means the ability to overcome resentment against others, to hide hurt feelings, and to forgive quickly."

Hmm, how did that serious quote get into this less than serious post? Oh well, no matter; it was a nice quote, despite the rest of this tongue 'n cheek context it finds itself in. Remember, "Care like you mean it" (anonymous). Peace.

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