I have no idea where this originated, but it's worthy of The Other Side of Will. Enjoy.
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An Arizona
Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted
speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.
'Fred,' he
replies.
'Fred what?'
the officer asks.
'Just Fred,'
the man responds.
The officer is
in a good mood, thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out
a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last
name.
The man tells
him that he used to have a last name but lost it.
The officer thinks
that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
'Tell me, Fred,
how did you lose your last name?'
The biker
replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred Johnson. I
studied hard and got good grades.
When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical
school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred
Johnson, MD.
After a while I
got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream!
Got all the way
through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
Got bored doing
dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so
now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD,
so they took away my DDS.
Then I was Fred
Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS
because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
Then the VD
took away my Johnson, so now I am Just Fred.'
The officer
walked away in tears, laughing.
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