Sunday, 13 October 2013

99 Mouth-Watering Cat Recipes: Number 67

Good news for Mexican food lovers: Cats aren't only for Chinese food anymore. Now you can enjoy your favourite tabby taco style as well.

Who doesn't enjoy tacos?

It is so easy. Start with an extra large taco shell, and add one medium sized tabby. Then garnish with some lettuce, tomatoes, grated cheddar cheese, salsa and a couple dollops of sour cream. For a little variety, try adding some fresh shrimp; it will take your tacocat experience to a whole new level.

Doesn't that sound good? Yum.

I have often heard people complain about stray cats, but I have no problem with them; they provide a steady stream of free meat. I mean, why would anyone want to pay those unbelievably high prices for fresh meat in the grocery store, when on almost any given day, one finds the meat simply wandering right into your yard? It's almost as if they're volunteering to end up on the menu.

So if the grocery budget is tight, be sure to try all of the "99 Mouth-Watering Cat Recipes." You'll be glad that you did. However, please remember to use only traps approved by your local humane society.


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