Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Condoms Aren't Just For Smoking Anymore


One evening after dinner, two elderly friends, Bertha and Ethel, were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Seeing this strange sight, Bertha asked, “What’s that?”

Her friend Ethel replies, “It’s a condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”

Still bewildered, Bertha probes further, “Where did you get it?”

“Oh, you can get them at any drug store,” answered Ethel.

The next day Bertha wanders into the local drug store and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist looks at her strangely, wondering to himself what a sweet elderly lady could possibly want with condoms, and politely asks her, “What brand do you prefer?”

Bertha replied, “It doesn’t really matter, so long as it fits a Camel.”

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