One evening after dinner, two elderly friends, Bertha and
Ethel, were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain.
One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her
cigarette, and continued smoking.
Seeing this strange sight, Bertha asked, “What’s that?”
Her friend Ethel replies, “It’s a condom. This way my
cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
Still bewildered, Bertha probes further, “Where did you get
it?”
“Oh, you can get them at any drug store,” answered Ethel.
The next day Bertha wanders into the local drug store and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist looks at her strangely, wondering to himself
what a sweet elderly lady could possibly want with condoms, and politely asks
her, “What brand do you prefer?”
Bertha replied, “It doesn’t really matter, so long as it
fits a Camel.”
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